--  A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

--  Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

--  Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
 
--  God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.  So why should you?

--  I don't know why some people change churches;  what difference does it make which one you stay home from?!

--  If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

--  If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

--  It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

--  Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

--  Opportunity may knock once, but temptation  bangs on your front door forever.

--  People are funny;  they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

--  Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

--  Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

--  Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
 
--  The good Lord didn't create anything  without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
 
--  We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

--  When you get to your wit's end,  you'll find God lives there.

--  The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

--  You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to..........discourage him.
 
--  The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.